Brian

Mon, 23 Oct 2006 21:13:22 GMT

So I figured my aim name is too long. Like, it's a pain in the ass to type that and then type my password and STILL have energy to have conversations and stuff.

So I made a new one.

So, uh. Neat Heap 16.

Awesome Heap 16 was too long. In other news, my ankle now only hurts when I jump.

Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:02:11 GMT

BONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:20:09 GMT

end of a motherfucking era.

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 05:05:56 GMT

So. I got a lot of spare time, even though my lateral motion's getting better and i'm about set to have a rehab thing in Rome. So Ask me 5 questions. Any 5 questions you want. I'll answer 'em right here.

Yeah, m'that bored.

Sat, 27 May 2006 00:17:26 GMT

Fuck.

Hey, Chipper?

Sun, 21 May 2006 01:17:03 GMT

What I said about fighting Barrett? Yeah, I take it back.

Wed, 17 May 2006 05:04:26 GMT

stoooooooooooop fuckng nudgin me yall i ant got nothing to say

Sun, 07 May 2006 04:03:37 GMT

there's a difference between happy and HAPPY.

Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:57:56 GMT

Jeff Francoeur needs to settle down.

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 21:54:51 GMT

Am I really that nudgeable?

Gossip is great filler.

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:56:20 GMT

So I'm sure a lotta people out there are wondering what could've happened to me to merit 12 weeks without an update. Y'all were probably totally concerned except for Jeff who's been ... well, ok, he was supposed to make me look better but apparently he's only been 11 weeks. But he's more famous, right, he oughta be more regular?

Anyhow. I got nudged so I figure I'll do this thing. I'm back in camp. I'm awesome. My room isn't purple or sunshine yellow, unlike Frenchie and my bro. My underwear is all perfectly normal, I don't got no crushes on yellow sponges. Not saying that anyone we know does, y'know. M'staying with Mac and the dogs, who are super tough. Seriously.

I guess now would be the place where I talk about the whole experience or quote an article? But nah. I don't really got much else to say, guess I'm off the hook until May. Bye!

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:49:40 GMT

So, back from the trip. It was nice, I mean, met plenty of new people and had a few days at the beach and went to DISNEYLAND which was pretty fucking cool 'cause, man, how can it not be. And we went on Indiana Jones and I hear Johnny's gone which, of course, sucks, but is also kinda cool 'cause I'm starting, what the fuck? And TODD PRATT IS MY BACKUP. I got a backup! Like, that's cool, right?

Anyhow Jeffy bought me a cake and we're back now and we kinda

So. Brody and Tyson, and now we got three which is nice and they AIN'T gay, they're just awful sweet and nice. And they're gonna grow a lot, I bet. And. Stuff.

Fri, 02 Dec 2005 04:39:36 GMT

Me'n Jeff're going to get away for a while. Anything big happens, leave a message with my mom.

Thu, 27 Oct 2005 21:29:39 GMT

And I'm only making this offer 'cause I'm pretty sure no one but... like, Jeff will take me up on it. But, that five questions thing? Go for it.

Distraction.

Sun, 02 Oct 2005 21:55:03 GMT

A- Age of first kiss: 12
B - Band listening to: Don't got any on.
C - Crush: Ain't got one.
D - Dad's name: Howard.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Jeff, usually.
F - Favorite band/singer at the moment?: Luke Bryan
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: Gummy worms.
H - Hometown: Athens, GA.
I - Instruments: I don't really have one.
J - Joints smoked: None
K - Kids: We have a penguin.
L - Longest car ride ever: Bunch of 'em in the minors.
M - Mom's name: Answering this just gives Farnsy too much ammo.
N - Nicknames: Heap, Mac. Chad.
O - One wish: Take a wild guess.
P - Phobia[s]: Injury, I guess.
Q - Quote: "Jeff Francoeur with his first big league hit and it's a three run homer."
R - Reason to smile: Baseball, the penguin. Jeff when he gets drunk.
S - Song you sang last: I didn't. Sing.
T - Time you woke up [today]: 8 am.
U - Unknown fact about me: I'm really not fucking Jeff.
V - Vegetable you hate?: Cucumbers.
W - Worst habit(s): I don't know. I like Taco Bell?
X - X-rays you've had: Bad memories. None recently, much.
Y - Yummy food: Anything from Burger King.
Z - Zodiac sign: Pisces

And. Playoffs, now. Okay.

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:06:22 GMT

ILOVE EVERYONE HERE AND BY EVERYONE I REALLY MEAN JSUST BRAVES SORRY OTHER GUSY BEUT YOU ARENST NEARLY ASWESOME AS UC ANS I HAVE HAD DRINKSIN. BEEND RINKING. I HAVE A MANSERVANT AND HE IS NOT SW3RAING A FRENCH MAID CONSTUME.

SOME WORHDS AREV ERY HARD OT SPELL.

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 01:48:43 GMT

Attack of the rookies on livejournal, clearly.

Do I gotta introduce myself? I was here before Davies, which is all that counts, and no one should make fun of my aim name because he's cool and shut up and yeah. This thing is pretty boring.